I’m Sure I’m Somebody’s Hero
Ok…This cold of mine has really done a number on me. So much so, that it has me seeing things. Tonight, while I was changing into comfy clothes, I saw a bug on the carpet. I’m not sure what kind of bug it is. I want to call it a silverfish, but I think it’s something else. They are small bugs that somewhat resemble a shrimp, are brownish-orange in color and enjoy shedding their outter shell and leaving it behind in clothing, etc.
I know. Gross, eh?
Well, I saw one on the floor. Thankfully it wasn’t moving, so I had the chance to grab a kleenex without it escaping on me. I captured it then went to go show my Hubby and tell him my hatred for these bugs. He then opened the kleenex and told me I was a great hero, then started laughing. Puzzled, I asked why he was laughing. He then replied by saying how fantastic it was of me to capture a FLUFF!
Not kidding. I bravely caught a fluff that was in the shape and color as one of those awful bugs. How great of me!!!
When he pointed that out, I was in disbelief. My brain actually had me believing that I caught one of those bugs. Whatever. I even opened the kleenex to confirm that it was in fact one of them before taking it to show him. He asked me if it was moving and when I went to grab it I grabbed the fluff instead. Well, he got a good chuckle to learn that it wasn’t moving at all. He asked me if I screamed before capturing the dangerous fluff, I of course said No (I really didn’t…Honest!). He said it would have been twice as funny if I did. I said thanks.
Somewhere between the bedroom and the kitchen, the bug pulled a David Copperfield and morphed into a fluff to make me look like the BIGGEST IDIOT EVER! I know…I’m so pretty!
Color me stupid!
It will be a while before I live this one down.
The Fearless And Bravest Fluff Hunter Ever To Live. If you ever need fluff removed from your home, I’m your dumbass!
Good thing I can laugh at myself, right? I tend to do that often.