It’s official folks and I have a license to prove it too!
I was going through an old purse and I came across a card I bought years ago from a store called San Francisco, which sold a bunch of relatively cheaply made odds and ends. It was a fun place for gag gifts and stuff, as well as these cards.
On the front of the card it says Certifiably Insane Official License. On the back it reads:
Bearer of the Certifiably Insane License is hereby granted all privileges to act neurotic, psychotic or just a little bit nuts. Personality characteristics vary from paranoia to hypersensitivity to extreme irritability. You can, however, expect this person to act consistently strange. Any abnormal behavior is quite normal for the Certifiably Insane. In other words, you’re dealing with one strange human being.
Then at the very bottom it leaves a place for the Nutcase’s Signature.
Gotta love being silly!