Excuse Me, Pardon Me…Coming Through
Well, I am still having issues. Will they ever end? Doubt it.
My brain feels like it’s being tossed about in a dryer. My head is filling up with snot and I feel like a maple tree being tapped. My kids are mini Tasmanian Devils, being loud and causing havoc. I am constantly dodging toys on the floor and in the air.
I need a helmet.
I have been waking up with body aches daily which makes me wonder what I have been up to in my sleep. Have I been running that naked marathon again? If so, what did I place? If I got a ribbon, they obviously didn’t have a place to pin it and I don’t see one anywhere around the house, so where did it go?
The gnomes are playing tricks on me again.
I am constantly thirsty. My mouth and throat feel like I walked up to a sheep who was minding his own business, licked its back, then simply walked away. I’ve tried drinking water and juice to quench my thirst, but it’s not working. I then went to the hotter beverages, like a coffee to see if that would help. So far, I am 0 for 2. My next test will be some tea.
My face is so itchy, I think I may explode.